aPoeTRYeXPeRiMeNT is on hiatus until Friday
as I will have no computer until then.
Hopefully I’ll still write some bullshit and BLOG IT HARD when I get back.
Kisses.
(I can’t beleive I’m writing this for the dozen people who follow me.
Seriously though, I’m glad you do. Adieu 12 super cool people.)
You once said:
“Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.”
What kind of minds reblog quotes?
Yes, I’d like to attend this course you have advertised.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS COURSE IS FULL?
I JUST GOT THE INFORMATION YESTERDAY!
THERE BETTER BE SOME GODDAMN SPACE LEFT FOR ME
JESUS
Oh, great, you can make room.
That’s great,
Thank you.
HEY
NO
I’M NOT PAYING THAT
THAT’S NOT WHAT IT SAYS ON THIS FORM
THAT’S TWICE THE PRICE
FUCK THIS
MANAGER NOW
NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN
THIS IS BULLSHIT
I’M GOING TO THIS COURSE AND I’M PAYING WHAT’S ON THIS FORM
NO SHIT I NEED TO CALM DOWN
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I’M REGISTERING FOR THIS COURSE
FUCK
YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.
Great!
No, really, thank you.
Good day to you too.
Bye now.
you are
the instigator
the perpetrator
the interrogator
the masturbater
the penetrater
the evaluator
the terminator
the eliminator
you are, you are
you are
the just eighteen
the sparkling sheen
the drama queen
the raw and mean
the cocaine fiend
the go between
the colour green
the behind the scene
you are, you are
you are
the show stopper
the name dropper
the pill popper
the brand-name shopper
the customer chopper
the bed flopper
the helicopter
the man hopper
you are, you are
you are
the scene stealer
the mind healer
the clothes peeler
the love feeler
the heart stealer
the god kneeler
the wheeler and
the dealer
you are, you are
hey prostitute
so astute
looking cute
i can’t refute
take off your boot
and ram my root
into your coot
my mouth goes mute
ride me like a brute
what a beaut
as i shoot
my head is loopy loop
i can’t compute
you demand your loot
so resolute
i do salute
WWBD? (What Would Bukowski Do?)
Honk if you like Dick(inson)
I brake for Blake
My other bike is fixed geared
How’s my writing? Call 1-800-NERUDA
Allen Ginsberg is my homeboy
If you’re close enough to read this, buy my self-published book
Guns don’t kill people, Ted Hughes kills people
Sex, Drugs and the Written Word
i am in love with you
you, the girl in the grainy sun-drenched photo
i am in love with the way the sun shines behind your morning hair
i am in love with the turn of your head and how your eyes look into me
i am in love with the softness of your shoulder and the shape of your breast
i am in love with the stillness, the rawness, the life in that moment
i am in love with you
you, the photo of the grainy sun-drenched girl
(http://syntheticpubes.com/post/420038377/by-christopher-michael-little)
i’m pretty sure i’m gonna die
guess i didn’t need that last beer
wait, the last one was an old rasputin
so fuck that, it was worth it
someone give me a couple of ibuprofen
and a bottle of gatorade, stat
(THAT should have been my last before bed)
oooh god damn just kill me
what’s it people usually say right now?
“i’ll never drink again”
fuck that noise, pussy
(if you don’t tumblr this won’t make sense)
but to those of you that do,
don’t you just love it when your dashboard has strange post combinations?
my personal favourite combination is:
ancient buddhist statues
followed by some girls tits on ‘syntheticpubes’
depending on what ‘bigfun’ or ‘the daily what’ post
sometimes you get a tumblr trifectia on your dash
those are good days
| ME: | oh, i wrote a really raunchy poem the other day |
| ME: | you'd like it cause you're a perv |
| becky: | i read it |
| becky: | i thought it was funny |
| ME: | funny? |
| becky: | yeah, it made me laugh |
| ME: | ok |
| becky: | just because it was verbal porn and sometimes people have a hard time expressing that |
| becky: | but you did it just find |
| becky: | fine |
| ME: | just fine... ouch |
| becky: | not meant as an insult |
| becky: | i think we've had discussions on my reaction to 'dirty talk' |
| ME: | well the wife isn't impressed |
| ME: | and she hasn't even read it |
| becky: | why did you put the disclaimer? |
| becky: | that made me laugh lots |
| ME: | cause some people are easily insulted |
| ME: | like my wife, for instance |
| becky: | i'm laughing now |
| ME: | no doubt |
| ME: | it's worth laughing about, if you're not me |
| becky: | true |
| becky: | i've been reading your poems.... as a whole i think you've got some good stuff on there |
| ME: | thanks |
| ME: | ya, some suck, but that's the experiment... trying to write one poem a day, there are bound to be some duds |
| becky: | understandable |
